"I was standing in a crowded bus the other day
when a pretty girl stood on my toe. And as I gazed into
her eyes of blue, this thoght kept running through my brain"

You need feet to stand up straight with
You need feet to kick your friends
You need feet to keep your socks on
And stop your legs from fraying at the ends

You need feet to walk to Scunthorpe
Or to dance the hoochie coo
Yes the whole world needs feet for something
And I need feet to run away from you

"Yes folks have you ever stopped to think what
wonderful things feet are, have you. Think of all the things
you can do with just one pair of feet. If you hear a lilting
melody you can tap them,if you lose your temper you can
stamp them. And when you get home after a hard days work
you can soak them. 

Yes folks, feet are not to be sniffed at. 
So whether your rich or whether your poor, put your best
foot forward, keep your feet on the ground, look the
whole world in the feet and say"

You need feet to walk to Scunthorpe
Or to dance the hoochie coo
Yes the whole world needs feet for something
And I need feet to run away from you